Hank the mollusk. Are they even edible????

Once upon a time there was a mollusk named Hank.

Hank was a relatively happy mollusk. He struggled with depression and explosive diahrrea from time to time...But who doesn't, am I right?

Hank was strolling through the sea-shell forest one morning, when suddenly he was accosted by a rather large, fleshy thing. The thing was a hand. Hank was later dinner, served with baby carrots and french bread.